May 22, 2020
I can’t figure out if it’s really the quarantine/lockdown that’s getting people worked up, stir crazy and THIRSTY, or if they were always like that and while being stuck at home, they eventually start to react to anyone that even says Hi to them online.
Having just put one in my rearview mirror a couple of weeks ago.. Was it weeks? Time is such an unusual construct at the moment. Either way, my previous Note gives you the highlights/lowlights on that one. But hot on the heels of that one, I had to deal with a bored housewife this time around.
I exchanged a few comments in one of my online social distancing groups and it moved right into private messages. O.K? She even asked for a friend request by the end of the first day’s messages back and forth. And here’s where I started finding out more than I needed.
She came at me fast and furious. She was in a loveless marriage, her husband didn’t do it for her but they’ve been together for 18 years. How the hell can you stay by someone for 18 years if it wasn’t working out? Oh, well, there’s kids involved. Uh... Say what? An 8-year-old and a 2-year-old. Wait, what? You’ve got two young kids at home and you’re aggressively coming on to me? Sorry lady, I don’t mess around with married women. Not anymore. Not since that last time... or the time before... You know what, this isn’t about me, we’re talking about married with kids aggressively coming on to me and then following it up with her already having two Sancho’s on the side. Well, shit! Where’s Jerry Springer when we need him?
O.k., she’s already got two dudes but she’s getting stir crazy because of the lockdown she hasn’t gotten any in... 2 months? Shit, I’m single and available and I haven’t gotten any in longer than that. And she broke quarantine last weekend to drive out to the IE to break off a little sumtin, sumtin. Told me all about it, messaged me on the drive there and back.
So she’s got 2 Sancho's and outright TELLS me I could be one, as well. NOPE. Sorry lady, that ain’t happening. And your aggressiveness is really not comfortable to deal with. But still she tries. And at one point she sees a picture on my profile, oh yeah she TOTALLY Facebook stalked me, a picture from back in the 90s when I had long hair. To which she tells me, “Oh yeah, I seriously would have fucked you back then.”
“Sorry, I was seeing someone at the time.”
“That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t try.”
“It means I wouldn’t try.” Took her about an hour to reply.
“Oh, I’m only kidding. I never mess around with a man who’s taken.”
And yet, you’re taken. Married, with kids! And you’ve got 2 dudes on the side and wanted me to become one? But you wouldn’t mess around with them if they were attached. Well, it’s good to see you have some boundaries.
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